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I almost forgot. Don't start your car...
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
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- You were behind all the shenanigans. - You're the stupid ho who started it.
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
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Not by you and not by, "Howdy y'all, cowboys.
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
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And to show you that there are no hard feelings,
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4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(5 days ago) 0
I'm telling you, sir, a lifeless ghost dog
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(6 days ago) 0
they grab you by the britches and haul you way up high!
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4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(6 days ago) 0
A conspiracy, eh? You think they're involved in the Kennedy assassination?
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(7 days ago) 0
That'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(10 days ago) 0
Alec, Alec- Regarding that so-called silent propulsion system...
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4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(10 days ago) 0
we'll send in the smokers to run out all the little poop-butt locals and shit.
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1 YARNs used by Anonymous
(12 days ago) 0
Well, let me tell you somethin', buddy. If my son can't come in, then I'll just come in.
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(14 days ago) 0
Loser.
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1 YARNs used by Anonymous
(16 days ago) 0
- Isn't she beautiful? - Yeah, but I think she's with that guy.
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(18 days ago) 0
Uh, my thighs are really skinny.
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(18 days ago) 0
and I am ready to spend an amount
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(19 days ago) 0
Who does he think he's fooling?
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(21 days ago) 0
Hi. We haven't used instruments in a long time,
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1 YARNs used by Anonymous
(21 days ago) 0
Let me tell you something:
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(23 days ago) 0
Uh, my thighs are really skinny.
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2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(24 days ago) 0
-What the hell is the point of that story? -The point is,
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4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a month ago) 0
Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles?
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4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a month ago) 0
I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight.
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1 YARNs used by Anonymous
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Hey, who you taking to Meg's funeral?
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3 YARNs used by Anonymous
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