The Stand-In - Seinfeld [S05E16]

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The Stand-In - Seinfeld [S05E16]
TV-PG Comedy

Kramer gets a job with Micky as a TV stand-in. Jerry sets Elaine up with a guy who he says would be perfect for her. At the end of their first date he takes "it" out.

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24 Feb 1994
The Stand-In
Tom Cherones
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#1
Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.886
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#2
Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.931
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.797
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.835
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.274
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.159
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.299
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.650
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.107
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.252
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.169
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.840
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Released 1994-02-24, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.367
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