Pilot - M*A*S*H [S01E01]

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Pilot - M*A*S*H [S01E01]
TV-PG ComedyDramaWar

The Swamp's Korean houseboy, Ho-Jon, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. The camp raises money to send Ho-Jon to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse, much to the chagrin of Hot Lips and Burns.

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17 Sep 1972
Pilot
Gene Reynolds
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#1
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.452
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We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.
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Major Burns, sir—— Major Burns, sir—— Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.230
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Major Burns, sir——
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#3
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.035
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#4
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.860
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She didn’t mind my examining her tonsils,
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#5
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.382
dot Animals.
Animals.
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— In Tokyo ? — San Francisco? — In Tokyo ? — San Francisco? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.326
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— In Tokyo ? — San Francisco?
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#7
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.095
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[Crashing]
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Fudge ripple. Fudge ripple. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.3095
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Fudge ripple.
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Bad news from my wife. Bad news from my wife. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.2891
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Bad news from my wife.
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[Dish] Always sneaking up on me ./ [Dish] Always sneaking up on me ./ Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.7274
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[Dish] Always sneaking up on me ./
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#11
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.6982
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What‘s this ?
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— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes! — [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.4323
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— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!
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A girl can only take so much. A girl can only take so much. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3123
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A girl can only take so much.
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Fore! Fore! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.2282
dot Fore!
Fore!
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- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts. - Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.9727
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- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.
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[ Man On RA. ] A ttention, all personnel. [ Man On RA. ] A ttention, all personnel. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.8462
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[ Man On RA. ] A ttention, all personnel.
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#17
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.7379
dot [Hawl
[Hawl
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[Man On P.A. ] A ttention, all personnel [Man On P.A. ] A ttention, all personnel Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.2673
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[Man On P.A. ] A ttention, all personnel
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Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team ! Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team ! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.0501
dot Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !
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it was equally reprehensible as a medical man! it was equally reprehensible as a medical man! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 6.9285
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it was equally reprehensible as a medical man!
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Timothy Brown. Timothy Brown. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 6.9020
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Timothy Brown.
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will dip her sensuous claw into the bowl and pick the lucky winner. will dip her sensuous claw into the bowl and pick the lucky winner. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 6.6652
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will dip her sensuous claw into the bowl and pick the lucky winner.
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Get your M.P.‘s, Henry. On the double! Get your M.P.‘s, Henry. On the double! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 6.6558
dot Get your M.P.‘s, Henry. On the double!
Get your M.P.‘s, Henry. On the double!
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because a lot of these kids who can stand two hours on the table... because a lot of these kids who can stand two hours on the table... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 6.5992
dot because a lot of these kids who can stand two hours on the table...
because a lot of these kids who can stand two hours on the table...
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— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific. — Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 6.5031
dot — Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.
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