User Profile: Lucent

🌟Lucent🌟

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- Now what? - Go out and find fifty others...

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YARNs used by Lucent

(3 months ago)

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We do whatever we want to whomever we want

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 months ago)

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This pill reduces class clownism 44%..

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 months ago)

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Okay, look, would you totally...

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 months ago)

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Sketch it up, you fuckin’ moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(7 months ago)

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It's the beautiful people that are the smart ones...

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YARNs used by Lucent

(10 months ago)

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My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(a year ago)

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And so, excelsior to you, Mr. -

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YARNs used by Lucent

(a year ago)

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We are now developing our most powerful dance, the penetrada.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(a year ago)

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Gluten's a vague term.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(a year ago)

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What is a barometer exactly?

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YARNs used by Lucent

(a year ago)

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My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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- Take that! - Ooh!

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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Or hippo?

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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- Why does it keep changing channels? - It don't matter.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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She's questioning her faith. She's thinking of leaving the Church.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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Gluten's a vague term.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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We'll eat the snout, if we have to.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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We'll eat the snout, if we have to.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

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