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My 15th birthday, you were at the compound.
"Mm" no, this isn't cyclophosphamate.
Regis is the best.
- Dallas? - Aha.
[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]
As a potential role model, I advocate it.
What? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
You don't believe me? Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler."
They look exactly nothing alike.
Uh, with high self-esteem?
You obviously haven't seen my movie, uh, Terms of Enrampagement.
You know what, I'm gonna start doing that, Ruth.
LANA: Because I don't want it in my car.
[ARCHER SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]
I thought Krieger was a German name.
[WHIMPERING]
- Do I look like I need bald guy cream? - No...
- I am sorry, though. I know that hurts. - Argh!
Huh. Thought there'd be an overlap with the Portuguese.
And so, if the reagent turns blue...
Well, what the...? Krieger.
LANA: Okay, so day two of the chemo-fueled rampage...
Lockdown hair
Well, for starters, you can apologize to my friend...
Portuguese? But isn't...?
Yeah, I don't know why I do that.
Oh, Krieger.
- You might've missed your shot at Delaney. - Well, then now this is happening.
- Uh, no, not a trace. - What...?
Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler." Whoop. They All Jump Straight Up.
Bound and gagged as a present for me. Put her in the closet so we can
- Wait, son. Now, just wait a second. - Another key difference is the pin.
I'm just a sick old man in a wheelchair.
- I'd swear to God we already have. - Well, that's too bad, Mother.
Damn it, that is classic him.