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- All the stuff that you said.
- Oh, shit.
that you left us all for dead
- There's only one person in the world
- Shit.
- Nice.
- What's the play? What's the fucking play?
I'll just like, "Didn't happen."
* *
[twangy version of "Skip To My Lou" playing]
But it's important enough for me to get an H2 clearance
- MacGruber?
- Your message sounded pretty urgent.
and he would generously finish for the both of us.
Lieutenant Chance Tucker, killed in action May 1, 1998.
Well, unfortunately for you,
[coughing]
and I don't ever have to work again.
- * Guess who's out of his restraints *
fighting for justice with Gandhi and Lady Di.
You on the other hand...
- Yeah. - All right.
- [chuckles]
[tense music]
[tense music]
[tense music]
- * Happy birthday *
[exhales] He's in a better place.
to try and track them down, but nothing so far.
- Oh, fuck you, Queeth.
get within 100 calendar feet of your dirty butthole
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- [gasps]
- I guess that's what happens to traitors.
Thanks, Piper.
- Sorry, MacGruber.
I have the best job ever now.
- Come on, Barrett. I-I-I know him better than anyone, please.
And guess what.
The criminal just had to make the right choice.