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The rooster goes, "Gee-gree-gee. "
Yeah, well, you're a douche.
Still some things... Good things to say.
Car 55. We're in a sub.
He seemed to be in a rush And had a pained look on his face
Can I have it even though it's dinnertime?
And look, there's Winston Churchill.
I WILL DELETE SOME OF MY IRON MAN 2 VIDEOS AND I WILL FIGHT IT!
Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing in my room?
Yeah, right. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine?
See, we've arrived 30 seconds before Mort came up to use the bathroom.
Is my time machine not as good as your time machine?
Doesn't it have a display that tells the year?
Then can't you press a couple of buttons and bring him back?
Execute them!
I took a laxative and a stool hardener... Oh! And they're fighting it out in there.
I don't suppose you boys have uranium I could borrow?
Hey, how about that Jesus, huh? What a guy.
There's my frugal Aunt Ruth, my thrifty Uncle Isaac...
I'm afraid so.
- Entrapment. - The trap is set.
I don’t give a shit about you! You know, we can just leave you here!
Or when you're on the go.
...and see what it feels like to be top Jew.