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Find him. Get him up here.
Now if you'll excuse us, we have business.
Why certain combinations of words and actions make humans laugh.
Huh. Burns and Allen, Roxy Theatre, New York City, 1 932.
l understand. l will attempt to be an easy room.
So you agree with Okona that l am missing a very important human factor.
Accessing.
l will take Yanar as my wife.
Viewer on.
l can't think of one right now.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
lt is a word l have chosen.
lt would take too long to explain. Tell me another joke.
The pilot is attempting to hold course manually.
COMPUTER: Source material on that subject is extensive.
for beaming me here and enabling me to see a truly beautiful woman.
Hold it steady, Wesley.
No response to our inquiries.
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
l doubt that statement is entirely accurate either, sir.
specialized in jokes about quantum mathematics.
Both worlds are populated by a humanoid race
- What do you think, counselor? - He believes what he's saying.
Then perhaps you can explain why his craft is threatening
Ah. A word that ends in K.
l have no interest in their request.
Audio on. Do you have a burnout in your guidance system, captain?
Nice to meet you, Acting Ensign, Wesley, Wesley Crusher.
He is guilty of crimes committed on the Planet Atlec.
lf you would just have a seat and we'll try some jokes like, l don't know,
Open.
Still no response to our hail, sir.
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
Apparently he knows how to handle people as well.
Don't worry, you won't. Your ship will never outlast this part.
You're angry at the embarrassment of all this,
And if l hand you over to Debin, it's the same thing.
l am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Open.
That is considered to...
Mm-hm. And quite adamant.
without any undue investigation.