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You understand. Come on.
What have we here?
They're trying to destroy us and you want proof?
- Why can't you say that to your father? - I will. This Thanksgiving.
Detention centre. By keeping them here, they can't strike again.
Maybe my special power is keeping you from getting molested at the bus station. Maybe.
A patriot and a terrorist are going in there, and only one of us is coming out.
Please stop! I can't take it any more.
Sorry. I thought you asked how did I ruin it.
And I have you to thank for it.
You Slovenian!
Dammit!
He's So nice! No, He's Nosey!
Taco King. I think I'm having a delici-gasm.
My parents were from Iran, I was born in Cleveland.
- That was awesome! - That was really cool.
Frisking you? No, this is how white people say hello.
Very nice. I wish Francine kept hers this clean.
- Where's Mike? - He didn't show up for work today.
I was friends with everyone on the block.
Oh, Stan. Thank you.
I told you, as soon as my father dies, I will wear the ring.
Seriously, I genuinely want to know.
- Idiot! I told you not to answer. - Sorry, I forgot.