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- That ain't like him. - Yeah, well, you know Mike.
Oh my god! Jerk, Freak!
- Hey, is that my dad's sweatshirt? - I'm having a fat day. What are you doing?
and then your paranoid father locked 'em up in the backyard!
Listen, Miss Freedom Hater, they'll strike again,
It's times like this I wish I had a wife so I could turn to her and say:
If you're ever taken hostage by a neighbour and end up on Al Jazeera,
Enemies of freedom are in our neighbourhood.
- No! - Holy crap, Smith.
- Is there a problem? - I'll say there's a problem.
I'm, like, "You were there, baby."
That's good. By the way, that's trademarked. You can't use that.
You bet. Just undergoing a little last-minute funnification.
Seriously, I genuinely want to know.
I was finally making friends. How could you ruin my party?
It's like the world's worst pool party out there.
All I wanted was to reconnect with the neighbours,
Why are you going through my purse?
There might be some room left in the vast wasteland between your testicles and anus.
- Hey, there's Smith! Get him! - We're dead!
Stan and Francine Smith. We came to invite you to our block party.
Hey! Hey, hold on a second!