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the whole time you've been drinking.
Go ahead and get someone at the meeting
we could just, like, DM or something
‐For what? ‐And I'm gonna find it...
and I'm not sure why I'm here.
I knew it was a cult.
but I figured since they won't give me your cell phone number,
Otherwise known as reckless assault.
Sam, what are you doing?
My baby asleep yet or what?
(Samantha sighs)
and, uh, once in the bathroom.
Out of three violins.
♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make ya ♪
I recommended 60 days of jail time.
I'll tell you what I'm not doing is...
I don't know how to drive a boat,
(laughs) I am not your friend.
‐Mm‐mmm. ‐Oh, my God.
You want to come in for a cup of tea?
‐Sam, just, look. ‐Hey, Sam, Sam, just take a Lyft, please.
Don't be dramatic. It was 12 years old.
Uh, hi. I have three days.
‐Chantel forced me to wear this. ‐You and Joel
We're not winning Pulitzers here, man.
Could you just not do the whole victimy thing right now?
‐I'm occupying the space. ‐I didn't want to do it like this,
stuff and feelings or whatever.
‐MAN: Sir? Are you okay? ‐Oh, God.
‐Could you be my sponsor? ‐Oh, I don't know.
‐No. Jesus. ‐What...
they say the secret to sobriety is one day at a time,
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
CAROL: So, Giovanni's.
I'll see you in there, yeah?