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♪ To make 'em all say, "Yes, sir" ♪
‐Can I smell it? ‐Would it matter?
‐You sure I can't just stay with you? ‐I'm sure.
will start showing up for you.
It's been 24 hours since you left rehab.
NARRATOR: Freeform's Single Drunk Female now
I might be broken now.
Yikes. You don't remember.
approved your pre‐trial probation.
(snorts, laughs)
♪ Got her own money, she don't need no ... ♪
‐Seems easy enough. ‐(laughs) Oh, let's be honest.
I forgot. You're a doctor who saves lives, so your life is
it's recognized as a disease.
and as part of your probation,
Don't rush it.
‐very jealous of me. ‐Sam, you're drunk.
‐that's two white guys. ‐To be fair,
don't call me next week asking me where your mortgage is.
‐I'm Olivia. ‐Samantha.
♪ Was just a sharpener ♪
What?
Tomorrow is a new day.
(door closes)
CAROL: I'm sure you are, and welcome.
♪ Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in ♪
‐Oh, God. ‐Dead sober.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Hey, Sam.
(sighs)
Anyone can be an alcoholic. It's a disease.
Thank you. Sam, how you feeling?
(sighs) Bye. Bye.
I think I'm quite good at it.
I could just keep doing exactly what I'm doing,
I got to get that tattooed on butt.
Thank you.
to sign that for you, okay?