HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
‐so... ‐No, but if you're ever looking
Now, boy.
It's not blow, but it's all I have.
You should talk to them.
Oh, yeah. (clears throat)
I did the crime, but I did the time,
And obviously a huge waste of time,
Because it's clean. Okay, it's not. It's...
Well, don't wake up from a nightmare.
‐Mom... ‐You don't have a disease.
and I can't miss it because I'm the speaker.
that if you make so much as one slip‐up,
♪ With the wild style, twist, twist ♪
but it couldn't be that hard to learn. (laughs)
‐Because I am a woman who said something true. ‐No.
You're not actually really covering your zits.
‐walks in the door, okay? ‐Yeah?
[singing]
‐I was very busy that day. ‐Oh, yeah?
Fairly impressed with myself.
‐Excuse me. ‐Yeah, no, of course.
Right. I hear you.
(trills)
There's a burglar here.
You know,
So... so what is happening?
within the year. It's your choice.
It's water, and honestly...
Yeah. Yeah, you can do whatever you want, Mom.
‐Great. (clears throat) ‐Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm. Mm.
‐You have... ‐This is, this is happening now.
‐Samantha, wake up. ‐(gasps) Who?
You make it hard.
So, rehab?
Talk about what?
Seriously. I was just trying to say that, like,
So, what‐‐ you try to convert people
‐and the patriarchy couldn't handle that. ‐(grunts)
I'm just a little confused.
Oh, my God. That sounds terrifying.
Okay, look, I just...
‐What? ‐But with overcrowding and good behavior,