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So what? It's not my job to make kids laugh.
Yes, it is. You're a clown.
Well, I took Bart's advice last week, so I guess it's Lisa's turn.
(LAUGHING)
I was wondering if I could get a small cost of living raise?
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
(HORN BELLOWING)
because they're your problem now!
In the eyes of God and the Springfield Jewish Walk of Fame Committee,
And now for our grand finale,
a night his wang would never forget.
Wonderful!
Wait a minute. If we're all out here, who's in there?
Here, go on Sandy Koufax.
you are not a Jewish man!
Oh, I wish!
with a prostate the size of a goat's head!
the superstar of David, Mr. T!
(SCREAMS)
But it turns out, I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!
Well, I, uh... You see, the truth is...
I wish I had invested my money better.
And don't just dump them all off on some crazy lady.
Mmm...
when you're eating but you're always eating.
(ALL GASP)
(SOBBING)
Well, I'm glad you think they're cute
(LAUGHS)
Oh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing!
Her name is Rachel Cohen and she just got into Brandeis.
(SINGING) Time to wizz in a foaming bowl of china