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Please climb into the idling bus.
So when's my inauguration?
Don't you ever feel like the mayor doesn't care about you?
Oh, I'm so confused.
And the United Federation of Theme Park Zombies.
Like you're the wife of a businessman.
Outstanding notions. Each more implementable than the last.
Sir, this casino is for charity.
You do? Cool. A blank check for mayhem.
La-dee-dah! I wash my face!
Well, I think I can say with all humility,
Bats of the Southwest, all heroes.
Nelson, what are you doing?
I've fallen in the pool
we want music, gym, and art!
Actually, Lisa, I wanted you to see you.
Boy, she'll believe anything.
(WEEPING)
Or we could hand out teachers' home phone numbers
Purse, lunchbox teeth, Milhouse
I've got a question. You're crazy.
Don't you Dare! Blame your sister for this!
Our budget is stretched tighter than Mother's sauna pants.
so you can prance around a frozen pond and think you're better than me.
You mean I can come to the school after hours?
So relax, have fun and please God don't piss me off.
(LAUGHING LOUDLY)