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Mmm.
Take this resume
I'm gonna need about 40 dozen of those.
Hello, there. I'm Ben Wyatt. I'm assistant city manager...
Wow.
Well, let's leave that up to the lawyers. The point is, it would work.
Artie from security is outside the door,
- She do 'em all? - She did indeed.
Hey, jailbird.
Do you have space for, like, a huge circus tent?
Five years ago, Eagleton offered me that job.
People in Eagleton are straight up mean to us.
The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Pawnee...
We should stand up for our town, okay?
feed that waffle to that dog to get it to poop.
The forum is beginning.
and then she took me to that place, Señor Vega's,
Oh, yeah! Shove it there!
Mmm!
and then try to find some dirty stuff in there.
What about the giant list of things April was doing?
There's no way we could afford that high-quality wood.
will just pop over and grab it.
when Eagleton offered me that job,
Well, looks like there won't be any balloons for the birthday boy.
I see it as a kind of punishment for Pawnee
Bruh
Oh, my God. Okay, we have a lot of work to do.
Well, with more due respect,
that there's no such thing as small parks,
Did G.B. Shaw write your stupid fartface?
You listen to me, Lindsay Carlisle Shay.
What do I care?"
Lindsay, if we... Sweetie,
What, did you just come from the stables?
You must be so tired and sad.
and it's not weird, you know.