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- [imitating foghorn]
and I'm not feeling bad about it at all.
♪ I don't care that I don't really know you ♪
- We're not having a wedding in this house ever.
I was 16. She was 11.
I'm about to have a cow, dude.
- I do, I do. I know. That was awesome.
That's my hair dryer. It's not even for women.
- We were gonna have a house in the suburbs.
- I wasn't even attracted to you.
Well, maybe I am. I don't know.
No? Well, you moved a little.
Hi, Dad.
but I love that girl.
- I'm not, really.
- Blake, it's like Shakesbeers once penned:
- You did. Very cool.
- It's for you. - It's stupid.
- None of this is gonna be classy,
- We didn't even buck, and she left,
I thought you'd like it.
- Well, it sounds awful.
- Get out!
I will say that.
- Come on. Jesus! - Looks like love is in the air.
- My pleasure.
- What are you doing here?
'cause I don't want you to.
- We're good. We can take 'em off.
They're barking at me. - I'm Melissa's father.
He was the president of Rome. - That is correct.
- All right, man.
my VHS autographed copy of D. A. R. Y. L.
- Let me help.
Well, let's just get right off t-t-to the important stuff.
- You're such a pussy.
I can hear the waves crashing.
Does anybody here have an objection?
But, uh, until then, hey, Ders...
- No. - Like, I'm more of a-
[music drops out] ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
and, um, the entertainment center, of course,