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No, no more, no more.
All right, look, I've told you 10 times already.
I'd just like to apologize again
nobody's got tickets.
I can't 'cause I went to the A.T.M. machine this morning.
We should be playing golf.
You know something?
I thought mine went great too.
All rise for the Honorable Judge George Nagel.
- We were hungry. - Yeah.
That can help you get out of jury duty?
He hasn't even gone back to work yet.
What? Five hours it'll be.
- Yeah! - Uh, okay.
It was upsetting at the time, but, um...
Oh, no!
- I'm gonna wander the streets. - Wow.
What, are you kidding me?
- Eh, your friend will take a cab. - Okay, wait. Done deal.
The tip, remember the weatherman's tip?
- You better come back. - I'll come back, don't worry.
No no no, I want you to do it too, you know?
There's one little problem.
We gonna hook Daddy up. Put that on my motherfucking bill... that ain't free.
- This is great. - I thought you only had one ticket.
You said we had good seats, club seats and shit.
I just can't eat today.
if you want me to keep you company, I'd be happy to do it.
Yeah, the seats really stink though.
So what's gonna happen to those tickets? They'll go to waste.
- I'm gonna use the bathroom. - How long you gonna be?
- You always got me waiting in the car. - I got it.
They don't want them serving, so I thought what the hell?
All right, will you stop nudging me about that, I...
You're dragging me around all day and ain't paid me nothing.
- You're bullshitting. - I'm not bullshitting.
Still...
I know that girl from someplace.
That's the difference between you and me.
All right, I'll tell you what,
You kidding me?
TV TV TV, that's all you like to do!