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You know, you could be a little more grateful.
I bought it this afternoon and I forgot, I completely forgot!
You should have said some shit.
- Let's go. - Okay...
My friend Marty Funkhouser sitting next to an empty seat.
One... hold it. You're not letting me put my hand...
You know what you did. You did nothing!
No no, see, I was going to the ballgame...
All right, goodbye.
All right, well, pull... pull your thing up over there.
- So, what's your name? - Monena.
If you're ever looking for a good blowjob at a reasonable rate...
You wanna date with Mama?
- Me... - "Meshuggener."
- Let's not talk about the 5-wood. - All right.
hydroponic scientific stuff, but that'll run you $500 bucks.
You're a sport.
- Little turkey action today? - Turkey today.
You see something? Huh?
Hey, Daddy.
because, well, you're probably...
- Yep. Nothing. - Nothing?
My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me.
I know the seats ain't way the fuck up here.
- take your normal stance. - All right.
A little lollipop love?
When I'm done with this paper,
You go like this. Put it in your mouth...
Let's get breakfast. Maybe we'll run into him,
Your father's dead.
Yiddish Ebonics.
What do you do, just call him up and say, "Hey?"
- Shit! - Who are they?
It is. Listen, I've gotta pick up someone at the airport.
and, uh, I wanna go to the game and I'll pay you for your time.