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I want to tell you what this is.
- I swear to you, I'm not lying to you. - Really?
That was good.
You're coming through so crystal clear.
Is there any reason you can think of
- Where are those seats anyway? - Uh, they're third base, field level.
- Hey, hey. - Look-a here.
- Did you have the tall blond guy? - Two guys.
Counselor Condon, nice to meet you.
- Oh, this? - Yeah, you're still wearing that thing?
We just say hello, we happen to run into him.
- Okay. - All right, it's okay. Come on, Daddy.
Mr. Owe-Monena-$200.
Yeah. Tell you the truth,
Hey.
It's gonna be some game.
Holy shit.
Hey, you know what?
- Okay, thank you for your time. - Absolutely.
"Marty, I know you're still in mourning..."
That's pretty high up in the alphabet.
The only thing moving is the carpool lane.
Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
- Hey! - How you doing, Lar?
All right, yeah.
the transaction between you and the...
"Marty, just so your tickets don't go to waste."
It was Larry's jacket, it was Larry's grass.
Well, we gotta get some breakfast anyway, right?
Problem?
Ms. Whitaker, have you ever served on a jury before?
Where am I gonna hear of anything?
The judge has to find you a credible witness.
I was just about to go to bed.
- I'll be two minutes. - What if the security people come
Good to see you guys.
Yeah! Yeah, I didn't think so.
Let's play it safe. I'll give you an ounce of schwag.
Well, uh, it's a seat for my father.
You did, you did. There you go.
A beautiful Sunday, we're sitting here like idiots.
- The game's tomorrow. - Okay, well,
I can get you an ounce of, like, some real, you know,
What exactly were you thinking of?
I bought it for my father for his glaucoma.
Yeah, you don't give a shit.
Is there any reason you can think of that you would not