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- I hit the shit out of that club. - I know you do.
I'd do it, but I'm in the middle of rehearsals for "The Producers."
she's your gal.
- Larry David. - Mr. David, I'm Counselor Condon.
She looks very familiar.
Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy.
- No kidding? - Good for you.
I'll leave this here.
- Hello, darling. - Hello, darling.
- I'm coming in with you. - Nice meeting you, Winona.
When do you think I'm gonna hear from the new club?
Fucking faggot!
Have you ever been the victim of a serious crime?
You still owe me $200. I want my 200 skrilla.
Look what we got for you.
Exactly, I can give four blowjobs an hour.
Um...
I don't know how I'm gonna get it, but I'm gonna get it for you, okay?
I'm trying to get out of jury duty today.
Why don't you ask your father to help you jump start the car?
Gei kucken ahfen yam.
Just give me a ride. Let's not go through this, please.
Oh my God. What a shame.
Huh.
and then turn the TV on and see what it looks like.
- See how long I did that for? - That's a long time.
Forget everything you've ever thought about golf.
You wanna get the violin out?
READ A FUCKING BOOK!!
- Four blowjobs an hour? - Yes, I'm good.
What you... what you into today?
- I can't believe you come in here. - I eat here all the time.
- You bought it. - I forgot.
Guys, I just need you to be earnest.
I have no appetite.
This is Monena. She's uh... a friend.
You know something?
I'm charging way too much.
A little, uh, a little weed going, you know. Some weed?
You gotta change the diet. I told you about that.
Hold it inside.
Yeah yeah, you holding on too long.
No.
in there to the motherfucking A.T.M. machine.
$1,000. What, are you kidding me?
Charge!