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He said he was taking somebody to the game.
I'm gonna make this game.
- What you gonna do? - Okay, here's what I'll do.
- So late at night, for heaven's sake. - What, I was at the game.
I got you tickets.
Jesus Christ.
- Thanks, Marty. - Gary Sheffield.
- I will pull a titty out... - Don't you dare do that.
Marty Funkhouser has two season tickets to the Dodgers.
None of that good shit. We sat up in them fucked up seats way up there.
Gei kucken ahfen yam.
Wait wait wait, let me put this away.
- I didn't know there was grass in it. - You didn't?
- and throw you out? - Yeah.
I don't have a seat for you.
Yes, honey, you done picked up the best.
No, and then what are you doing?
We'll go to my father's house, get some cash,
Now I bought us some popcorn.
I don't want the red meat. You're eating the red meat. I don't like that.
Your hand is on it.
We are really zipping along here.
l-l... I'm really gonna do it.
I can't take you to the game, Monena.
And then...
This isn't even my jacket!
My eyes are closed. I'll sit in the back, do what you want.
Where am I gonna put it?
- can we use your tickets? - It is kind of tacky to do that.
- You wanna go with me? - No no.
It's gonna be tough, it should be a great game.