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Are you nuts?
You got a problem with the seats?
And they'll look at the "Seinfeld" jacket
- This is a joint. - It's a reefer.
Schwag? Yeah
I always order the turkey.
What did I do?
You have to do it too.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SCHWAG - SHWAG.
I gotta pay you back.
- Thank you, that's so nice of you. - Well, you guys have fun.
- So you do that a couple of times... - Yes yes.
They hate people in the entertainment industry.
- I used to eat here with my dad. - Oh...
for your father's glaucoma.
You know you're gonna have to feed me.
Boy, look at this.
You're getting four blowjobs in an hour?
Yeah.
Oh, Mr. Baseball,
By the way, you know,
Daddy-o! Hey hey.
Everybody at Dodger Stadium, from top to bottom,
Ah, funny. Oh, hey, who do you like in the Dodger game tomorrow night?
Is that the judge?
- You got a wonderful girl there. - Yeah.
Okay, you're doing fine. Just chill out.
He is my boy.
Keep driving around and around.
What are you doing, "TV Guide" crossword puzzle?
It's a memorial. We used to go to games together.
- Come on, Marty, let me sit there. - I can't let you sit there.
Which...?
Ball one, all right, three more of those and we force one in.
Just say this. "Dis chronic is the shiznik."
- You're gonna love it. - Good, thank you.
This stuff? I can see.
- I'll be back. - I'm not playing with you.
- You got any cash? - I got nothing.
This is chronic, okay? It's gonna clear your daddy's eyeball problem and shit.
If you'll do it with me.
- You got $200 on you? - Yes, yes.