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Have you ever been the victim of a crime?
Look at that. He blew the scene.
Hey, don't put your wallet away 'cause you know I'm gonna get hungry again.
- You don't even know what you bought. - I bought fucking schwag, okay?
That's what a good compromise is all about.
- Hydroponic. - You know what I mean?
- The shizmik! - Shizmik.
- Thursday. - My interview went very well.
You know what? You're 100% right.
if the person who you're taking might drop out, you know...
Okay.
- I really do. - Okay.
The statute of limitations has gotta be up on that, no?
Chronic.
Just, you know, relax, just...
- It's great food. - Yeah, what's good?
You just want me to sit in the car?
Oh my God. It's a hooker!
- That, uh... - Huh?
Yeah, no, I'm... I'm...
Still, I mean...
Not even for a minute!
You in overtime, this is some bullshit.
So he's not gonna go to the game.
Oh, foul ball.
- I don't know. - You were the last to wear it.
I took you to a baseball game tonight.
- Okay, all right. - Okay, well, you have a good time.
We gotta go out more often, really.
- Hello. - What are you doing?
I am not fucking around with you.
- I'm acting like I'm with you. - Okay, cool.
- Act like you with me then. - I'm with you, I'm with you.
What beatnik? It's good for glaucoma... make you feel better.
I'll try and do better, I will.
- in a fair and impartial manner? - No.
No, no, Schwag, $200, okay, I got it.
Could you state your name, sir?
Oh look at your cute little daddy, yeah.
- It did? - Yeah!
- They got milkshakes? - I don't know if they have milkshakes.
And you know, I love him too.