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He would have wanted me to go.
- Let me get you some marijuana. - No, come on.
Can you give me a lift, please?
- Any particular direction? - Just just just please move.
- Read a fucking book! - You're right, you know everything.
I didn't pick her up for sex. I picked her up so I could use the diamond lane,
It's to honor him.
- That's, uh... - $200 an hour?
so I can get to the stadium on time for the game.
- I don't want you coming in here. - I'm coming in there.
is when both parties are dissatisfied
What are you kidding? Oh my God.
I've lost five lbs. in two days.
I'm not gonna use the carpool lane by myself.
- Uh, this is a friend of mine. - Okay, hi!
You're still asking about the golf tip?
I'm going to the game then.
You know what it's saying?
No.
- about the whole 5-wood incident and... - It's forgotten.
"Marty, I know you're still in mourning, but is there any..."
You want it? It'll cost you 200 Coinye
You got some big... oh, you a pimp.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
See, actually, I'm not really interested in any sex, per se.
I'll never make it. I'm just gonna go home.
- Yeah. - It's sold out.
Create the illusion that we're friends talking here, all right?
- That's your friend? - We went to the game together.
- What about your dad's seat? - It's spoken for.