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- THAT HAS WORKED OUT VERY WELL. - WHAT?
- HEY, LARRY. - HI, CHA CHA.
I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S RELEVANT, REALLY--
ARE YOU GOING TO THE BATHROOM A LOT?
- Leon: MOTHERFUCKER! - MAN: STOP IT!
- ALL RIGHT, OKAY. - Auntie Rae: THE BABIES' BEHINDS ARE HURTING.
SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW. WHO KNOWS?
ALL RIGHT, DAVIDAY, FORGET I SAID IT.
I'M NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING LEFTY.
WHO I DON'T HAVE TO REPORT INTO.
THEY DO HOUSEWARES TOO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
WHAT'S GOING DOWN, LARRY?
YOU DON'T NEED TO CARE ABOUT-- I'M IN VERY GOOD HEALTH.
THEN YOU OPEN THAT ASSHOLE ONE MORE TIME--
Waiter: I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOYED YOUR LUNCH.
I WANT A RIGHTY CALL.
- PLEASE. - STOOL'S FINE. LET'S MOVE ON.
- Jeff: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING BACK. - YOU GOTTA BE SO NICE TO 'EM.
- STEP IN. - STEP IN THEIR ASSHOLE.
WHICH IS CAUSING HURRICANES, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE HERE?
HELLO, LARRY. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
FIRST OF ALL, I NEVER HIT ON HER.
BECAUSE HE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYBODY THAT KNOWS YOU.
YOU PIECE OF SHIT, LET'S GO!
THANK YOU.
- I PROMISED HIM THAT I WOULD EAT IT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GO DOWN THERE.
- YOU TAKE IT HOME. - DAVIDAY, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS HOME.
- Susie: A FUCKING NUTJOB. - "WE SHALL SEE"?
OKAY? YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO ME.
YOU GO, LARRY. YOU GO TELL HIM
( huffing )
- Susie: NINE KIDS? NINE KIDS? - YEAH. YEAH.
AGAIN, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR CHA CHA.
- WE'RE GONNA GO. - YEAH, GET A CUT AND A SHAVE.
I WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE STALL
if we could all go to a really nice dinner
Bert: NO, IT'S REALLY NOT UP TO US.
OOH, GOD, IS SHE BEAUTIFUL. WHEW. JESUS.
FUCK HIS WHOLE ASSHOLE UP, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?