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...he saw you on television.
You're making it hard for me to do my job.
Everybody that works in the hospital that you were born at...
No, I can't. I really can't...
Yes. So? No, I'm sure you do.
You know when you're on a plane on the tarmac and you can't get to the gate...
Well, how do you tell somebody something like that?
Can't you just, like, move on?
I mean, why are you being such a baby? Okay, look, let me ask you a question.
Hey, I'm really sorry about how it's going.
Where's my father? Your father is dead.
This is not a no. I told them you're doing it.
Instead of, like, exclaiming it, just say it. Go ahead.
Listen, Simon, I appreciate-- You're not saying no to this.
This is supposed to be a business with set prices.
Okay, he's finishing up a conference call.
Simon?
And your mother's a whore.
Hey, Laurie.
You excited? Sure. Yeah.
We'll go again. Okay.
...for not responsibly pulling your head off the second....
Because I just hate it, standing there in fake clothes and acting.
Oh, well, excuse me.