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What was funny? Unlike you. Ha, ha.
You should do it. For him.
Yeah, right, you're telling somebody his father's dead.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
Excuse me? No, my--
What's the matter, pal? - You mind? Give me a plastic bag.
That's exactly what happened. Thank you very much.
Oh, Louie.
Man, you had a shot up till you did that last thing.
I thought it was the way I said your father's dead.
Yeah, in the back. Thank you.
How you doing? Good. Thank you for--
I was on a plane the other day and people on the plane--
What you doing?
Simon-- You're doing it!
...because there's a plane at your gate?
Are you--?
...maybe for a long time, and you ruined it.
Nobody cares about your friend Mike. Okay.
He's like, Hey, asshole, what are you doing? My asshole's like:
What? Hi, could you stop talking?
Oh, my God. That was great.
That's really neg.
YOUR FATHER'S DEAD
...I feel like it's my duty to make you feel poorly.
Hey, Simon. I got you a part in The Godfather.
Thanks. Thank you.
What?
Hi, hi, hi. Hey, Simon.
Oh, cut.
Was that real? Did you believe it? Yeah, that was good.
Really?
Well, I was participating. I'm allowed to participate.
Somebody bought the rights again and they're making another Godfather...