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So you're going to put out that cigarette...
Miss?
- Well, did I leave the stove on? - You haven't cooked since 1996.
I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.
Oh.
No. It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work.
I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex with me if we were fighting.
I understand. Separation is hard.
Waiter? All right, this is gonna go fast, so try to keep up.
- Hello. Hi.
Okay.
Happy birthday to you
And he got so upset he took off all his clothes...
Oh, my God, you know what? I think you're right.
I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?
But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken.
Oh, uh, can I make a special request?
Joseph.
We're waiting right here.
Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip...
- All right, I gotta go to the bathroom. - No, you can't go.