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- Oh, yeah. - All right, fine, I'll do it, but no talking.
...to be with her boyfriend.
SHrew
You said that was sexy.
Remember, whatever comes up first, okay?
...tucked his willy between his legs...
It's a good toast.
...but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday.
The maitre d' asked if you'd reconsider switching to a smaller table.
So you've never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Hey. - Ooh, and treat it is.
Okay. Something to cover the smell.
It's frowned upon
Oh, for God's sake, Judy, pick up the sock.
She tricked me into having sex with her.
Thanks. I'll put a lot of extra thought into your gift.
I'll have the, uh, soup and the salmon.
- You mean the willy story? - Ha, ha. They already know it.
What do I smell? I smell smoke.
It wasn't easy, but it's your birthday and I did what I had to do.
I can't wait that long. You have to do something. Knock that door down.