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Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke in offices with 15 people or less.
Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early.
Where the little kid walks through Grandpa? It's chilling.
- Do you want to? - Yeah, let's celebrate life.
- You're gonna go do it? - We don't have much time.
Is the window open? If the window's open a bird could fly in and...
So what? Don't you have any willpower?
He said she wanted the shrew.
- Maybe you should order. - That's okay.
In fact, you know what?
...do this.
...and cried out, Mommy, I'm a girl. Take me with you.
Mommy?
Okay, I'll have the fig salad and the duck.
- I'll just wait to put your order in. - You guys are over an hour late.
Oh, sure. Now you're Mr. Sensitivity.
- What is going on with you two? - Well, you see, I'm ovulating.
No, no, no. I can't hold this table on my own.
- Bye, you guys. Bye.
So? You got to have sex, right?
You're not gonna believe this. She lied.
I'm gonna go.
control your woman
Well, how about this? Another table leaves, right...
How can you smoke in this day and age? Have you not seen that ad? Huh?
- Would you like one? - All right, look. I don't smoke anymore.
- I'll give you another minute. - What, where you going?