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You have the go-ahead to attack the Chinese base.
Get me whoever is in charge up there.
Um... ding-dong ditch.
-Smart bomb, stupid bomb. -[all chuckling]
I worked with him at IBM!
Graffiti? All right, keep going. That's not bad.
Let's feel out this direction. Let's keep it going. Okay, what else?
Why are you testing my eyebrows?
-What's up? -Adrian Mallory quit today.
♪ Bang, bang, shoot 'em up, destiny ♪
I thought you were one of the good guys,
Okay, let's pop it on the board. Here we go!
It's not treason to disobey an unlawful order.
Fuck.
[Kick] In the air and ready to swoop in!
and I think you're gonna go crazy for this.
Okay.
It's not about sex, is it? Cause I don't mind if you're tipsy.
You know, sure, dude.
The generation that won World War II was exposed to so much awful reality
to use the most subversive weapon known to man:
♪ Around and around and around and around Is just a lot of lunacy ♪
Guns are disabled.
Fuck.
breaking a treaty with a reprisal attack of unwarranted destruction,
How about we just continue to look for some more creative solutions?
Adrian!
Look, nobody wants to get back at these commie bastards
What if I don't know what the right thing to do is?
♪ So bring me back down ♪
♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't'cha bring me back down ♪
That is our country they're rolling all over.
Like, it should be a prank. It should be like... graffiti!
It was unsolicited.
We have a crazy amount of wrenches.
and will prepare to receive the scientists as refugees at the US base.
That's like three violations of the Geneva Convention.
and Dad and the only other guy I know who could help are useless.
Yeah.
[laughing] No.
But the rest of us, we have to be subtle in our disobedience,
You don't rip up an American flag to create a Chinese flag, you moron.
Fuck!