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It says "spare oxygen."
[sighs]
"Destroy the bathroom" could mean a number of things
'cause my computer doesn't have Word.
Not entirely.
No toothbrushes, but room for guns?
I have taken it upon myself to have a focus group
Thank you, sir.
I just meant legally.
you could say that you're following through with the order,
Counting to 125 will give you ample time to think it over.
I'm going to count to 125.
Yes, sir.
I cannot believe that's only like the tenth weirdest thing about today.
Okey-dokey. Well, you're a better man than I'll ever be.
[cell phone buzzing]
No, see, that's sarcasm. That's different.
The big brainiac packed wrench after wrench.
[scoffs]
What do you want us to do with these, General?
♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't'cha bring me back down ♪
All right.
Not everything is World War II!
in those Manchester Arms devices
You're telling me to... [clears throat]
Yeah.
What?
The real enemy is arrogance.
Any sort of violence and we break that treaty.
My pencils!
I'm sure cooler heads will prevail.
[sighing]
Then they live with the fear and horror forever.
Yes, this is gas.
God.
Destroyed the life-support systems,
I'm gonna go eat egg salad sandwiches until I puke.
It, um... It looks like we're actually doing this.
Two hundred miles from the coastline.
Yes, loud and clear, and never mind.
So if you could maybe sneak back and give us a hand,
Boots on the moon.
Is there any, uh, sauce?
Yeah, I remember it well, sir.
It's crunchy.
I'm not two years old.
You know, an "I just want you to know."
How do you wanna do it?
[suspenseful music playing]
and I need it shock, I need awe, and I need it in PDF,