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Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually
-No-no-no... -So has your son exhibited this kind of behavior before?
You probably sneak up there, give him a little nudge,
-Yeah. -Is that what I'm hearing?
He is coming down the stairs.
-and he wants to come down and talk. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's call...
-Okay. Yeah, okay. -The guy didn't even jump.
a perfectly good casaba melon?
the algorithm told us that we like it.
Found? What does that mean?
Like, uh-- do you either believe in science
how this guy falls, okay.
you're watching it's always sunny in philadelphia on fxx
Butt-eating? Where are you getting that from?
Oh, no way. No.
Shut the hell up!
-Why would we...? The cops are handling it. -Yeah.
two, one, ho...
Thank you for saying that. I find it very boring.
So they knew what was gonna happen.
No, my dad loves me. That... No, my name's an homage.
-All right. -Ah.
Now, clock the amount of baseball caps
so, I don't know, the chances of the police getting in there
Uh, you. You.
-Let's get back to our show. -Right? -The show.
You don't understand. It's my son.
You know? Like hitting Control-Alt-Delete.
-Oh, yeah. -Oh.
-Yeah. -Probably is.
The feelings-- feelings just get in the way.
I've fallen off buildings before; I never die.
-Yeah. Yeah. -We were gonna-- we had a good plan.
That was never proven.
I've been told he found out his estranged father is here
in time to-to stop this guy are, uh, pretty slim.
I was up on the roof getting eggs from a nest.
that's gonna prove that he could die by jumping, so yeah.
Uh, well, inconclusive. Yeah.
-That is not an argument. -Okay? You are not a true American, Charlie.
if I had that clown's name.