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- So I'm writing all the questions down. - Okay.
through all of this.
Your poppy seed is now the size of a lentil.
You have two brothers who know
I know, but I feel like I just took this from Toby.
I have no idea what that must be like for you.
You don't want to jinx things.
- before the baby appointments. - Yeah.
that you were even interested in singing again.
Any college would be lucky to have a giant dork like you.
- Yes, Mom. I'm dealing with it. - Killing me.
Thank you.
Where do I start?
there was a room full of spikes right behind it.
and it sounds like a Shamrock Shake,
with insane SAT scores and perfect grades.
'Kay. Walking where?
Oh, my... I just was walking, Tobe.
Your daddy tried to buy prenatal Flintstone Vitamins,
I am...
Tobe?
- No. - Yeah.
I did.
- Okay, Mom. - Go, go, go.
waiting for you to maybe someday
Go!
Anyway, so, you want it?
- What? - No. No, it is not okay.
- Is there anything that I can... - Look, I got to go, Mom.
And I always wanted to have a daughter,
Mom.
Okay, yeah, I did a little bit. Sorry.
Ah, Kevin.
I knew him already.
Wasn't even old enough for me to know.
I have a recipe that calls for four ounces of yellow onion.
In one basket? Yes, I know what she said.
Didn't realize you thought I was passionless until now.
Didn't the guidance counselor say
I think that's okay.
I get that.
Right now, she's somewhere in a red dress
Miss, would you like to sit down?