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Oh, crap.
Unless something better comes along.
Yeah, if I'm going to a barren,
What's wrong?
You want to see it?
But a couple of hours ago,
I never thought possible now seem possible.
You just need two more nails.
since you're planning on leaving the planet
I graduated college at 14.
Oh, don't worry. She's in Palm Springs.
You're not helping.
who only recently agreed to take his socks off.
Those are business expenses.
I want you there with me.
Sarcasm?
That was a lot of puppies.
and your very, very pale feet make some art.
You can joke about murdering people,
But remember our agreement?
I promise.
It means that we care so much about each other,
And we weren't even watching TV.
After much deliberation, we've determined that a turtle
I don't need another one.
for something that would take you away from me forever.
Yeah. Oh, how about this one up on the log?
to procreate on Mars.
For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobblestone.
Okay...
and... my hygiene is impeccable.
Do you want to say it?
Ugh, this again.
Would you have approved?
there's enough left over for an eight-ounce reptile.
that she's always here, and you never
Okay.
Yes. Open it and check.
we decided that the time was right to take a step forward.