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Oops, my finger slipped.
Well, sir, our good Lord and my boys are all I've really got.
♪ One warm December our hearts will see ♪
That's lettuce caught in a spider's web.
but it was Christmas, and we were under the mistletoe.
Hey-ya, Homer!
those hot dogs began life as Twinkies.
at least no one will see me.
I thought I had one of those chirping keys.
You came to see me!
Yeah, but doesn't the money goes to schools?
Ooh!
What?
Yeah, last year I broke it just so the repairman would come.
one corncob holder for Christmas?
Hmm, they say a boy never gets over seeing his dad
I, uh, came down your chimbley there.
you want to go to a party?
Ho, ho, ho!
Or a crazy one that's pretty entertaining.
I'll be right home, honey.
If you do it now, you won't have to watch the Super Bowl.
♪ Playing with bombs ♪
Phew.
This is my family.
...and the baseball exclaimed
Stop stirring, you!
My pee is starting to smell like a ski chalet.