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When you take off your work pants
Why is the government not providing us with health insurance?
- Oh, God, all over the place. - Really?
- Since when do you pay to stay in a hospital? - Since always.
And it's the most important muscle in the entire body.
They're gonna catch on to you.
There's not a single, goddamn desk in that office.
Really lets your ass breathe.
I'm rifling through your music, and it's pretty terrible.
It says here 2018-2022: Joe Mixon Owner
- You're smoking now? - Yeah, I'm smoking now.
Look.
Think about what I would like to do.
I need help.
Oh, it feels a little weird.
Uh, no, I believe that is what taxes are for.
And duties that include
What if we split the pay right down the middle?
Who is this?
- I don't know if I'm ready. - I'm not feeling ready.
I, on the other hand, have not taken a shit in days.
You know what, I'm gonna take it one step further and propose
One...
THAT RIGHT THERE IS STEVEN HOUSE
I want to stay nice and lean and tight.
I can't get worked up. My doctor told me not to get worked up.
Now, let's talk about the mail.
Yeah, how does an ass breathe? Explain that to me.
That's it.
I want to get that Jesus-on-the-cross look.
It’s all connected. You’re talking about the Mind-Body-Abs connection