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I got to put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands.
I mean, what is this, like some kind of socialist country
Fat burner?
It's out, and it's in. Pretty good, right?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. I GOT TAPES FULL OF GRAYSON!
ALRIGHT, SO I START MARCHING MY WAY DOWN TO DAVE IN THE MURPH
so I go up to Indian Trail and what do I find out?!?
You've lost your mind.
I just had a heart attack. Maybe you should turn this techno music down.
"Carol, I got to talk to you about Pepe."
this is un American. You don't pay for health insurance. That's crazy.
That's a government salary right there, yeah.
I am actually having a panic attack.
You decided to rock jeans, for instance. I'm confused by that. Yeah, uh, I chose jeans. I'm not seeing a lot of other jeans...
This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Mac,
You just dogged, bro.
Jesus Christ, Corey That right there is the expanded universe
Yeah, and I'm doing both of our jobs here, so you want to help out?
ALRIGHT, SO I START MARCHING MY WAY DOWN TO DAVE IN THE MURPH
- so hold really still. - Easy, easy.
And then when I walk out, I'm gonna put a bunch of metal
LUIGI: AND I KNOCK OUT OF THE DOOR AND SAY STEVEN STEVEN STEVEN I GOTTA TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!
Yeah, but you know, if you know Latin, you know, like, three languages, so...
I am so stressed out. I feel like I'm having a panic attack.
I mailed them halfway to Siberia, okay?
We sort of work as a team. I'll tell you what.
Yeah, man, come on, help me out here.
I'm trying to calm myself down, and hey, we got insurance,
"Day Bow Bow."
- It's out, and it's in. - Pretty good, right?
Jesus.
I'm getting a full-body scan. I've been partying real hard lately.
Hang on. It's all good.
- We'll be covered. - Okay, here we go.
I'm serious, you guys. Something's not right.
Well, I'm already on a nitric oxide energy stack,
Charlie, if we've lost our jobs, that means we've lost
This is Johnson.
No, it seems like he's got a bunch of goddamn dance mixes.
- Days? - Days.
Sorry. I can't handle the stress you're giving me right now.