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Fat ass dumb ass stinky ass white collar top. Fucka you
This is great.
The statue was a gift from France.
No.
Come on, Timmy! Throw the Silly Ball!
Not a word to your mom about me getting canned.
Who said Sportsbook.
Come on, you bastard! I'm late for work.
I got it. That's the guy from Big. Tom Hanks, that's it.
Boy! A Pound Poochie!
I feel kind of bad, guys. I promised my wife I wouldn't drink.
I'm being told it's a man and his dog throwing cash out of a blimp.
- What did you promise me last night? - I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
No. Don't think so.
I Am No Girls Toy Jax
"...for spending $150,000 a week in misappropriated welfare funds" play.
This is unbelievable!
Tell him to keep quiet. He's in too deep.
Mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come! Mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come!
...just for keeping their big mouths shut. Come on, guys.
The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company of Quahog, Rhode Island...
eat the broccoli, bubble guppies!
I have AIDS.
- Nothing. The lost-my-job smells great. - What?
And the prize goes to The von Trapp Family Singers!
You can play tomorrow, honey.
Looks like we're getting some rain here tonight, John.
Mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come!
I got you your own jester.
Yeah. I'd like 6,000 chicken fa-ji-tas, please.
1 × 18 = 18
Yes... Well, victory is mine!
Look, I don't want your mom to worry, all right?
When she worries, she says, "I told you so" and:
Honey, I knew everything would turn out okay.