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Yeah, I did. A lot of fathers do.
the ladies.
Just a little light making out. And I like a girl with curves.
#She adores the theater and won't arrive late #
She started crying about sunblock and how she's always telling me...
But how? I'm not becoming a Cheerio.
and my job is to love you no matter what.
# One #
Also, Sue spilled the beans that Will sucked face with Shelby Corcoran...
#Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls #
Is there something wrong, Mr. Shue?
#When you could stop a clock #
It's just not who I am.
We've been tweeting all day about your new look.
It sort of seemed like an area of interest for you.
Like?
What the hell was I afraid of?
# She hates California It's cold and it's damp #
A song by Miss Whitney Houston in his back pocket.
I came home to find this note on your doorknob.
Okay, I'm going to ask you to stop, because I'm starting to get embarrassed for you.
I'd like to start us off.
# One #
There are so many lyrics.
Okay, you just said, like, 10 offensive things.
#With anyone that you'd hate #
Your job...
your voice.
[School Bell Rings]
- And I can sing. - He's actually pretty good.
#That's why the lady is a tramp #
Enjoy it while you can, Weezie.
Then...
whose name I can't remember right now.
# Life without care #
[Beeping]
# I dreamed it for you, Dad #
#Well, someone tell me when is it my turn #
As I was first on the sign-up sheet, I'll kick things off.
[Puck Thinking] I'm human garbage.
His mom pulled him out when she heard the splash.
Wait. I have an idea.
- Oh, no. That's fine. - Is this him?
I don't understand. This isn't funny.
# Mi, mi, mi, mi Mi, mi, mi #
all that work and what did it get me
English - US - SDH
- # He belongs to me # - # He belongs to me #
Dad, I really need you to respect my privacy.
- What are they doing here? - I invited my brothers from the jazz band...
# Oh, baby, for you and me ##
Well, anyways, l- I just thought I could maybe return the favor.
Bug the choir room? I'm almost offended by the simplicity of the request.
#When it's one need #
- Um, sort of. - Sort of?
Guess I'll just have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe...