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50-50 shot.
- You have... - I think it's one.
I have peanut butter with jelly, I have soup.
there won't be a club.
- all the time. - Shut up!
♪ And from the way ♪
No. You're walking like you have your normal-sized balls.
Right, Abe?
Susie.
I didn't mean you should go fuck yourself.
You dance?
stand on stage and tell jokes.
There are children here!
Don't you know that it is dangerous playing with fire?
and I'll feel bad forever,
- And moose. - And squirrel.
Mm.
Zelda, what are you doing?
a third person in this play.
♪ For me ♪
Is this your apartment building?
Anyway, the votes are in,
- Two. - Miriam, I said don't.
Hey, this is a very nice hotel.
One more. And one for yourself.
Gone six days out of seven.
because you're nuts.
- Lenny. Please. - Could I get...?
And she is using stuffed cabbage in a very punitive manner.
What if you fell in the water?
and sex with sexy men,
Cameras in your living room.
Keep going. Keep going.
- ♪ The man you used to be ♪ - Rose?
Oh, good. You found a way to make flying even worse.
♪ I know ♪
Uh, thank you.
♪ And the darkest hour ♪
They're with my mother, who is the queen of apple strudel,
A gathering of the best, the brightest,
It's the '60s, man.
I'm Moira.
It's a date.
When I get back, we should grab a drink.
Ooh! They just put out some new onion dip,
Brian, please get Miss Maisel situated.
Ethan, I have potato leek,
- Well, ladies like a success. - And a love song.
if it'll make you feel any better.
Your clothes are never as clean as you want them to be.
Well, it's nice to meet you, whoever you are.
You're tough.
How can you relax?
And then you'll tell me what you thought about my act.
Who's Christine?
And I told you to go fuck yourself,
It's nice to meet you, too.
Uh... uh, sweetheart?
at 5:00 in the morning, even on Saturday!
Are you sure? 'Cause I feel like I'm gonna die.
Abe.
♪ The man you used to be. ♪
I don't know. Why?
So, the next thing I know, I threw some things in a suitcase,
I'm starting my stopwatch.
about my time here.
No. Well... yes.
Can't wait to see your show.
- You won't. - I swear I'll catch you.
Who cares about spelling and punctuation
But you don't let up,
That's for you. Get yourself a hokeypokey.
♪ Human race ♪
Well... yes.
You pay for all this on your per diem?
♪ My baby ♪
This is nuts. I'm having a fight
Hey lady, shut up!
I just wish it had a little more atmosphere.
In my day we took things seriously.
I don't understand this place. Why is it here?
What is the matter with you?! We have neighbors!