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Stop saying "fuck"!
I thought you were Alan's girlfriend.
Okay, well, here's the skinny on one-night stands.
almost as much as I love myself.
that's either rusty pipes or a golem.
You should be looking at the ideas.
- Anything else? - Yes, do you have
He doesn't remember; it happens.
Abe, get the bags.
Oh. Okay.
there... already,
I don't think...
We're gonna dance.
All you need is a social disease,
♪ Who knew one kiss ♪
All right. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
What? Shit.
on one of my lines, and he said stand.
Oh, no first-time fuckers.
vegetable soup...
And what would he do?
That was the intent.
Get in.
Well, you were planning to memorize your lines anyway,
♪ And from the way ♪
I've got a pool. They bring me towels.
I'll shove a matchbook cover in the door for an easier getaway.
Abe.
- Oh. - Maisel and Myerson.
Gin martini, up, with olives.
He's the piano tuner.
Beer's in the bathtub, booze is on the sill.
Well, you didn't.
- Come on, Susie. - Save yourself!
- Shirley? - I don't want people to think I have a maid.
I don't believe that.
and you are officially a road comic.
Big shots tip.
and your father wasn't listening.
What didn't you order?
and then tomorrow you'll come to my show,
of a mother never taught me, okay?
The evening is going swimmingly so far.
I send home the money.
Like, the judge says:
-Pardon me? -Newlyweds. -They scream, too.
I like a nice loose tush.
Susie Myerson?
For one, what's-his-face, the director, hates me.
I don't have my eye on anyone.
No one's listening to me. No one respects me.
Sometimes I wish you would. Sometimes I think,
And, uh, it goes a little something... like this.
I saw your set.
I think...
You know very well, you son of a bitch.
♪ For me ♪
I promised you I wouldn't talk about her.
Ooh, too high.
- and I called a man a putz. - I wasn't there for that part.
Remember the face!
Really, take your time.
♪ And it's something ♪
three, two...
Keep go... Oh, wait, you passed it.
Yes, but now I don't want to.
- Rhoda. - Scheherazade.
Hey.
♪ ♪
We just finished our first paper.
- Who was that? - Plumber.