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Can I ask you a question about women?
Howie, my dad can be a bully.
When I first met you, I didn't like you.
Who says that right in the middle of sex?
...and no one offers any solutions?
...not, "Will you marry me?"
For the record, not your worst opening line.
- ...for me in an accelerated time-frame. - Well, how do you propose to do that?
- So we won't let it get weird. - Okay.
Uh-huh, wonderful.
Hey, you know how we've been taking things slow?
- You're kidding. - No.
And you were all, like, "What are you doing"?
...to almost do what I almost did.
Oh, it's NASA.
A week from Friday.
You let me worry about that.
Okay.
Uh, where's he going?
Just... Just one thing. We're in a great place right now.
- I'm not sure. - No, you'll never get it. It's a fraction.
...and finally got my mother to agree not to come on our honeymoon.
Here. Breathe this in.