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What was that?
Some bad memories of this place.
Maybe that's never going to change.
your beautiful, pale face,
I don't understand it. She should have been fine.
Hello.
No, no...
I thought you were just a pair of tree-loving lesbians.
Sure, just so long as I can get childcare.
shitty little princess with a big spoon face.
..that would be something.
So, we're obviously following this van.
What was that?
I'm sorry we killed you, I really am.
He's not bringing me a little toy plane and a T-shirt
Is everything all right?
They do not have a salad bar,
Seriously?
Goldfish... Mm.
That is just about the worst lie I've ever heard.
She was just saying on the way over here
I didn't want to lie to you.
Did you really just ask me that?
He's your dad.
Try the toy box?
to being the greatest figure skater
What's happened? Oh, I don't know. All the lights went out.
Ask her. Would you like to see my bedroom, Amy?
Ask her. Would you like to see my bedroom, Amy?
You're special.
Raquel!
Yeah, you got him.
and hang out together,
So...what are these guys doing here, anyway?
Get me a big-dick-size shard of ice.
Really?
Do you have any friends?
But then I met you.
You wouldn't believe us, even if we told you.
You want to see your boyfriend getting effed up the A?
Because of who you are.
Last Saturday, some dick in a BMW clipped Aaron's wheel.
So, this is where the magic happens.
Always running towards the flames.
I haven't offered you a beer. Do you want a beer? No.
all glossy, and happy, and smelling really good...
Who are you burying?
This is the last time I possess a single mum.
I thought we'd exorcise her and the three of us would be friends,
Raquel!
They're in aisle 11. How many do you need?
You only just met him!
This is about the best I could find.
You know I can't do that.
It's better if we don't tell you.
Keep hold of her.
That was a horrible thing to do. We just buried my best friend!
No, thank you.
My brother doesn't know about any of this stuff, OK?
You need to get my brother out of the way while I talk to him.
Amy likes the smell of trees.
I'm sorry we killed you, I really am.
I hate to ruin this beautiful and touching moment,
We're not exactly sure. Just drive.
That's not how I remember it.
Why did they bring him to an ice rink?
You killed me, you silly bitch!
Amen.
What do I do?
It's just...sometimes you're a bit cold and standoffish. No, I'm not!
Do you sell spades?
We had some great times there.
Just while we figure out what's going on. You'll be safe there.
Just while we figure out what's going on. You'll be safe there.
That guy?
You guys got any plans for the rest of the night?
It's foxes.
isn't really an option any more, is it?
This is the last time I possess a single mum.
If anyone asks, Suzanne's gone travelling.
Argh - call me!
Flip it on its head. Flip my brother's head.
Shetland.
Arsehole won't be doing that again.
Really? I didn't know there were fish in there.
You're a total star.
Probably not a coffee shop.
My brother doesn't know about any of this stuff, OK?
isn't really an option any more, is it?
You come in here in the middle of the night, asking for spades.
Hey. Hi. Who's your friend?
and other metaphors. You're part of this thing now.
I'm sorry about Suzanne.
That's our cover story.
You don't have a clue. You have no idea what you're doing.
We both did. Mmm.
I mean, she'd kill me for saying it, but she
Pasta with a tomato and garlic sauce.
If he's...
Amy likes to fish in the river.
The forest is always a good option. Lots of trees...
OK. Lay him down.
Is your dick big enough to pierce his heart?
Yeah.
It's all your fault.
They're in aisle 11. How many do you need?