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A lot of people thought I was on my way
Tell me what I do.
OK. Erm, it's this way.
Take the next left.
Have you been eating garlic?
You said she'd be OK.
Don't look at me like that.
Head down, balls out.
They do not have a salad bar,
Raquel!
Hopefully, I shouldn't be too much longer.
your beautiful, pale face,
Maybe a place you two liked to hang out?
Total lack of respect.
No...
Half-demon.
Guess being a demon doesn't necessarily make you a bad dad.
I know.
Sorry.
Lesbians who like a pine-fresh scent.
That guy?
It's like a poor man's wet wipe.
Well, any friend of Amy's is a friend,
This is on you.
We're just two innocent girls buying some pop.
And he's your dad, then you're...
Hi.
I'm going to go and get my beer. Don't.
After my dad died, he jumped bodies and came back.
Pretty sure he does, too.
My fault. That's right.
It ruined my life.
like a pair of lesbians?
and potential sexual partner, of mine.
Tastes like shit.
My baby-sitter's on the clock.
and prison...pussy for the rest of our lives.
You hate demons. I get it.
Say it - you shagged him, didn't you?
This is great.
When I picked you up in the forest - you're welcome, by the way -
Should I kiss you? This is fine.
There's an exchange of information leading to intimacy.
Probably not a coffee shop.
It's better if we don't tell you.
He fancies you, so he's probably just thinking about his dick.
I'll wait here and then I want to hear all about these ducks, yeah.
I thought I told you to wait inside the car.
You always were.
Well, I'm sorry I thought you were a wet, delusional,
Hey, no, you...shy away from intimacy. It's no biggy.
I'm coming back for this bad boy.
What's going on? Look, I'm coming with you.
Is Amy with you?
You remember that place we used to go to, out in the woods?
You come in here in the middle of the night, asking for spades.
I'm so sorry. You poor little thing. I'm sorry.
Well, it's not really a...club. It's just a group of guys
No, no...
shitty little princess with a big spoon face.
So now, I am running towards the flames.
What? "Oh, hi, I'm Raquel.
They're in aisle 11. How many do you need?
Raquel?
When I hit puberty, I started seeing him.
So, what am I supposed to do?
You said she'd be OK.
If anyone asks, Suzanne's gone travelling.
Till I landed.
Let's go with the forest.
I hate to ruin this beautiful and touching moment,
We're just two innocent girls buying some pop.
What do we say when he asks us what we're doing out here?
by a gang of butch ice hockey players.
"I'm the bastard daughter of a demon."
Hello.
We'll flick the switch and fast-forward to the jiggy bit.
We should talk, get our ducks in a row about what happened earlier.
No, she went home, so you won't be getting any sex.
My mum got pregnant with me...
Here's an idea, why don't you show Amy your bedroom?
nah, nah. Not at all. Not remotely.
..flippers.
Don't look at me like that.
If we don't bury her, we're going to be eating prison food
with this guy. You obviously like him.
How big?
After my dad died, he jumped bodies and came back.
All I ever wanted was for you to know I love you.
No, no, no.
No...
What did you catch?
You guys got any plans for the rest of the night?
No shit.
Actual shit.
Do you? Yes. I have a shift tomorrow, at one.
You should have run.
I don't need you to protect me. I never have.
If you listen carefully, you can still hear it click.
It's Raquel's boyfriend. She thinks he's cheating on her.
I thought she'd be OK.
We worked things out.