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Five minutes, kid.
and you get into trouble if you try and stop me. Care for a Scotch?
It's okay, Eric. We understand your illness, m'kay?
So then you apologize for what you said before?
Se we tracked him down to his house. And you know what he did?
Your mom would not be better off if you were dead, Thomas.
and Understanding Foundation.
Yeah.
but then he ran from us because he didn't wanna be on Dateline.
I'm Chris Hansen.
Be a shame if we had to track you down and you "shot yourself."
because there could be kids watching.
Fat Jew! Jew bitch!
Asshole, shit, shit, pussy
Okay. Cock! Don't take too long.
You guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness.
Scotch?
He's the luckiest kid in the world.
I’m counting how many slurs cartman said while faking Tourette’s because why not
Can I watch TV: No. From M&ma's hotel scene
Aw, shit! Cock!
No.
Hello, Mrs. Garrison-- Ass. Ass.
I will say horrible things on the air.
If I could have a single molecule of serotonin I would be so happy
Just in one instance...
If I could say "asspussy" to the counselor,
Asshole! Pussy asshole!
- Oh, thank you, Eric. - Thank you. Big-nosed kike!
But now it's gotten really bad.
Fun? This really isn't all that fun.
What?
Oh no, it's Chris Hansen!
Take a look, fatass! I beat you!