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to finish Ascension Night?
and romantic thing you've ever done.
Marcus and I used to be good friends. We did RROTC together, but we
Because if she knew, and I didn't do well at it,
[sighs]
I'm sorry, but we're breaking up.
[gun firing]
scaring them.
I'll do it.
May I remind you what happened last Ascension Night?
The hell does it mean?
- Dad. - Major Mason.
Tommy Keller.
and you're pissed that you're not going to some hoity-toity college
I can't think of anyone else who would stoop so low, Mumsy.
Well, in a fortuitous turn of events, Ms. Blossom,
Just now? About the sweet, sweet revenge I'm gonna get on Mumsy.
Wait a minute, where's Penelope?
I'll fix this.
but it's close.
You can be my baby driver.
♪ Where the dream begins and the real world ends ♪
and tell me your tale of woe.
Yeah, but if they're anything like my dad's lame-ass security guards...
We're gonna destroy them before my mom sells everything.
that I had already sold,
such a big deal.
Whoever you are, please be chill.
[both grunt]
And then what?
You're beautiful.
Cheryl, you don't know where the Keller boy is, do you?
- [police siren wails] - [officer] Drop the weapons!
Nah, it's just a graze.
Please, Mrs. Jones, Reggie loves that car.
a twice-widowed dominatrix with a proclivity for poison.
But we're not the ones getting married,
So, what now?
The antidote to cyanide.
I've been alone these last few months,
At least not for a little while.
so as not to get recognized.