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Are you the Gargoyle King?
I'm sorry, Kev, I can't.
♪ We go through the motions from nightcap to nightcap ♪
Ah...
I love you, Sierra.
For these reasons, I believe I'm an exemplary candidate for Highsmith College.
Marcus...
Um, I don't know if you've heard,
[Archie] Did it come through?
[both laughing]
The Sisters cured me of impure thoughts.
It's the Sisters' conversion therapy. It twisted his soul.
They said it didn't feel right having a party
and it still wasn't enough.
All right, the Gargoyle King wants us to finish Ascension Night,
I'm sure you can find a well-adjusted, handsome, out and proud fella here.
Tom and I are finally tying the knot,
Is this what you want? Will this make you happy?
Your aesthetic may be firmly rooted in the 1950s,
All right, well, it's settled then.
Betty, if that's you, I reserved the bunker for tonight.
Cheryl, this is the most badass
Until I tried to kiss him.
Did you know that my uncle hated the fact that I dated girls?
[cell phones chiming]
The women of my family have gone there for generations.
so we better start by finding the chalices,
I know we can get you the rest of the money.
not getting into Julliard doesn't seem like
Which is what I always do.
Visit? Nah, me and JB are here to stay awhile.
And no surprise it's as cheap and callow as your efforts
There's only one problem...
Girl's bathroom is clear.
[Jughead] Riverdale is like Bizarrotown,
I'm sorry.
[cell phones ringing]
You are an aberration.
Your old man's the sheriff,
But you are in the big leagues now,
Oh, hell. We're screwed.
I could use the distraction.