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This place truly is paradise.
After I was rebooted, i found it in my mouth.
My only real goal
So, the only thing you succeeded in doing
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
where they torture each other.
After I'm gone you can go ahead and clean out my bud hole.
is solely judged on its consequences.
It's basic consequentialism: The morality of an action
Then it all started to go off the rails.
Man!
it's just that I'm frightened.
See ya soon.
Mm. French vanilla?
- Okay, j-bones, you and me, outside.
- You know the way you feel when you see
I don't know if you love the other Eleanor
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
But you're way out on a limb here, Mike.
- You've been an apprentice long enough. You're ready.
I get to stay here with my wife forever!
This is truly the saddest day of my life.
- I don't know.
- I even stole a good place Janet we can use.
- Oh, fork!
because honestly, I had no idea I was gonna do that.
They're never gonna call a train to take us to the bad place.
a really nice vacation from your full-time job.
and she's only going down there
- "Ethically."
- See?
- Okay, I guess I'll speak first.